You are a freshman collage student. Moving out and living on your own for the very first time. Thankfully, you’ve lucked out and found 2 roommates to share a modestly sized apartment with and they’re the best roommates ever. They don’t steal your food, respect your boundaries, and in their free time offer to hang out and watch movies with you despite their busy schedules. There’s just one problem. You are a hundred percent sure that one of your roommates is the new superhero who’s been going around fighting crime and taking on the local mob. And that the other is the boss of said mob and their mortal enemy. Neither of them notice.
It’s all well and good until one day when you get kidnapped by a rival mob/supervillain and both of your roommates show up to rescue you.
There’s evidence that Medusa was actually worshiped in Ancient times as more or less the Patron Goddess of Rape Survivors and a protector of women and I vote we Reclaim The Fuck out of her story.
ok but can you imagine a worse, more terrifying fate than medusa’s one? just imagine. first of all you’re raped in your goddess’ temple. which, apart from the obvious trauma, means you can’t keep doing what you devoted your entire life to. your goddess gifts you with the ability to turn those you look at into stone and your hair into snakes so that you can defend yourself and be a threat rather than a victim to men. and then?????? a fucking MAN decides hes gonna hunt you down and slaughter you for…. sport like just because he can?????? and not only does he kill you but he keeps your head as a weapon???????? effectively using you and your body for his own purpose exactly like your rapist??????????????? like??? and this man is considered a hero while you’ll be remembered as a monstruous, dangerous entity???????????????????? medusa deserved better smh
wow the medusa avenging squad rly is there!!! make some noise ladies
Dont forget you’re also pregnant with a fucking horse
Monsters U is so perfect. Mostly because it speaks to so many different people as students and on the levels of academia. Don learns age doesn’t mean anything when it comes to learning, a person can always educate themselves. Sulley learns that it is not living in a shadow of greatness that is truly life, but in carving out your own shadow to walk behind you, one that matches your size. Mike learns that sometimes paths change. Just because you’re enthusiastic as fuck about something doesn’t mean your passion is also your decided career choice. So few writers write as an occupation and that’s okay: life is about surrounding yourself with what you love, not defining yourself by it. And most of all they both learn something so near and dear to my heart: it isn’t education and higher academia that will get you everywhere in life. For some people college is a valuable tool. For some it just isn’t what they prefer. But not going doesn’t mean you’re going to get nowhere in life. Monsters U teaches us that not everyone has to go through college to become great. And that’s beautiful.
“Oh no it’s Hobbits… calm yourself Figwit… maybe it won’t be like last time… BY THE VALAR NOW THERE ARE DWARVES MY LORD ELROND HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME VALINOR HERE I COME!
House: Hufflepuff. Kuroko is the most Hufflepuff to ever Hufflepuff. He values hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play, all the things Kuroko himself values. He fits perfectly.
Family: I believe Kuroko’s family would be Halfblood, with a Muggleborn father and a Halfblood mother.
Wand: Cedar wood, Unicorn hair, 10 inches, stiff. A loyal wand with consistent but not extremely powerful magic.
Favorite Subject: Transfiguration
Worst Subject: Divination
Patronus: Husky
Quidditch: Seeker, and he’s bloody good at it. Forget the Snitch, you gotta find the invisible Hufflepuff Seeker.
Pet: A Pomsky called Nigou!
Kagami Taiga
House: Gryffindor. Kagami fits pretty well into Gryffindor, although he’d be a pretty good Hufflepuff as well. He’s courageous, brave, and determined.
Family: Halfblood. His father is a Muggle and his mother is Witch, but she passed away when Kagami was a child and he never found out about his magic until he was eleven.
Wand: Hornbeam wood, Dragon heartstring, 15 inches, pliant. Hornbeam wands are known for choosing wizards with a single passion (or obsession) and the Dragon core produce the most power.
Favorite Subject: Flying and Defense Against the Dark Arts
Worst Subject: History of Magic and Care of Magical Creatures
Patronus: Tiger
Quidditch: Beater, along with Aomine. Most people are scared that they’ll kill each other before they get the other team lol.
Pet: None
Kise Ryouta
House: Slytherin. Kise could be in any house, but his ambition and pride easily shine through everything else, and Kise can be cunning as well when he wants to.
Family: Pureblood. He’s very proud of his family name because he loves his family.
Wand: Dogwood wood, Phoenix feather, 13 inches, rigid. The reason I see Kise with a Phoenix feather core is because of how wide and powerful his canon ability is, and thus match it to the most powerful core.
Favorite Subject: Charms and Transfiguration
Worst Subject: Herbology
Patronus: Golden Retriever
Quidditch: Chaser. He’s fast and can copy any move, so Slytherin is known to rack up points whenever Kise plays.
Pet: A golden-colored cat.
Midorima Shintarou
House: Ravenclaw. Midorima is quite possibly the perfect Ravenclaw. He values intelligence and wisdom, and is naturally intelligent anyway.
Family: Muggleborn. I like to think Midorima would be a Hermione character; a Muggleborn with a lot of book smarts about the wizarding world.
Wand: Vine wood, Unicorn hair, 12 inches, reasonably supple. Vine wood wands often choose those with hidden depth to their character and seek a greater purpose.
Favorite Subject: Astronomy and Divination
Worst Subject: Care of Magical Creatures
Patronus: Eagle
Quidditch: Chaser, naturally, and he never misses a shot.
Pet: A barred owl
Aomine Daiki
House: Gryffindor. He’s more of a Gryffindor than Kagami is, valuing every trait a Gryffindor does with no wiggle room.
Family: Pureblood. Aomine isn’t the proudest of his family, as they are very anti-muggle, but they, putting that aside, are quite close.
Wand: Blackthorn wood, Phoenix feather, 14.5 inches, swishy. Blackthorn wands are best suited for warriors, something I believe Aomine to be.
Favorite Subject: Flying and Defense Against the Dark Arts
Worst Subject: History of Magic
Patronus: Panther
Quidditch: Beater, again, like Kagami. Aomine, being competitive, often starts the fights with Kagami.
Pet: A very fat, lazy cat (Momoi bought it for him)
Murasakibara Atsushi
House: Hufflepuff. Murasakibara is the hardest to sort, but I truly think he’s a Hufflepuff. While he’s incredibly lazy, Murasakibara is loyal and hard working, as shown in the Seirin vs Yosen match.
Family: Muggleborn. Most people thought he was half giant, but no, he’s just very big.
Wand: Acacia wand, Unicorn hair, 14 inches, solid. Because of Murasakibara’s peculiar temperament, I think a wand with the same temperament would take to him quite nicely.
Favorite Subject: Care of Magical Creatures and Potions
Worst Subject: Transfiguration
Patronus: Bear
Quidditch: Keeper. His size is very useful for keeper the Quaffle away.
Pet: A little toad that sits on his shoulder most of the time
Akashi Seijuro
House: Slytherin. Cunning and ambition makes Akashi ‘Akashi’, but he absolutely could be a Ravenclaw.
Family: Pureblood. His family is more anti-Muggle than Aomine’s, and he was raised with the same ideology, until he got to Hogwarts.
Wand: Fir wood, Phoenix feather, 13 inches, slightly springy. Fir wands are called the survivors wand and take to strong minded, focused people.
Favorite Subject: Everything, but he’s particularly good at Transfiguration
Worst Subject: Muggle Studies.
Patronus: Lion
Quidditch: Seeker. His small stature and cunning ways definitely give him an advantage.
Pet: A beautiful snowy owl
Momoi Satsuki
House: Ravenclaw. Momoi is very intelligent and witty, and she genuinely enjoys learning.
Family: Halfblood. Her father is a Muggleborn and her mother is a Pureblood, which is how she met Aomine.
Wand: English Oak wood, Dragon heartstring, 11 inches, surprisingly swishy. English Oak wands have a powerful affinity with witches and wizards who have strong intuition.
Favorite Subject: Charms
Worst Subject: Flying and Potions
Patronus: Ragdoll cat
Quidditch: Commentator
Pet: A kitten from Aomine’s cat
Aida Riko
House: Ravenclaw. I actually couldn’t decide between Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, but ultimately, I think Riko would value wit and intelligence more than bravery.
Family: Halfblood. Riko’s dad is a wizard and teacher at Hogwarts, much to her despair.
Wand: Aspen wood, Phoenix feather, 15 inches, rigid. Aspen wood are drawn to those who are determined and strong-minded, much like Riko.
Favorite Subject: Charms
Worst Subject: Herbology
Patronus: Black swan
Quidditch: Biggest supporter ever and usually side-commentates when Momoi is the commentator.
You wrote a novel about a demon falling in love with a human. Then, you summon a demon in order to get “real” feedback and constructive criticism. To your surprise, the demon laughs at your work.
The demon is trying hard not to laugh.
You can tell from the slight shaking of shoulders, the hand that is basically holding back the laugh, the fact that their fangs are bares as they try to hold onto their composure.
It’s somehow nostalgic, slightly familiar and you blink as you stare.
But then the demon gives in, barking out laughter as they read something, the manuscript hitting their knee as they try to restrain themselves.
“If I didn’t know better, I’d thought you remembered everything!”
You stare at the spectacle, try to figure out what would be funny enough to cause such a reaction.
A small tug pulls at your heart, pushed aside as you realize something.
“Wait, remember what?”
The demon ignored you, composes themselves and looks over the manuscript before closing it.
*It’s a good story.“
They look over at you, a claw tapping lightly at the paper.
“Not too predictable and slightly realistic.”
They drop the story in front of you.
“You did well.”
The words make your heart squeeze, without really a feeling to place blame on.
You blink, glance from the manuscript back to the demon.
“um-”
The demon simply waves you away, stands and begins to walk away from you.
The summoning circle you had used to summon it glows slightly, the magic activating once again.
The demon steps lightly onto it, turns around to give you one last look.
“If that is all, then I’ll be going now. Let’s try not to make this a habit though; not all demons are going to be as reasonable.”
There’s an ache in your heart now, enough of one that you stand.
“And what about you?”
The demon gives you a look, something much more human than they probably thought it to be.
It makes the pain in your heart explode.
“I won’t be coming back.”
And then the magic bursts, the circle fading as the demon leaves only a last message.
“This time, is surely the last.”
NO NOOOO WHY DID U DO THIS @365daysofpassion my heart is literally shattering
